Guest post from sponsor, Mitch Leer.
PRODUCT just got more awesome.
Now PRODUCT comes in a range of sizes and flavors, for all body shapes and weathers. All PRODUCTS are fully machine-washable and come with a 3-year guarantee.
If you don't have your PRODUCT yet, what's wrong with you? Perhaps you think you're too good for PRODUCT.
I used to be like you. I'm shaking my head, remembering how lame I was. I've had my PRODUCT for over a year now and I've not looked back. You'll know when the time is right for you to get your PRODUCT. I did.
Don't just take my word for it.
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People have been buying PRODUCTS like crazy for years now, so if you don't have one yet, you'll have to keep waxing on. That's an in-joke about PRODUCT, but you wouldn't know that, you sad, sad bastard.
God damn you.
God damn you to hell.
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